Untitled #34 [Church Camp]

Last week, I think.. I went for church camp xD.. Cant believe..?But its true [xD Thats the type of broken english that the speakers talks in ]lol thats besides the point.Anyways~ It was 5 in the morning on the day that I just got fired from work. I was in the mamak having a drink with Alfred..and we were talkin bout him movin to mayang soon.. and suddenly he said

Alfred: Dude.. Wanna follow me to church camp..?
Vince : When is it..?
Alfred: 10 o clock ..
Vince : TODAY?! wtff..?
Alfred: Yeah..
Vince : (n_n") I'll try..

So we headed back to my place and waited for my mom to like come home .. You know.. for cash and stuff.After long and hard pestering,I managed to get like 200 bucks from her x) [The camp fees are 150 by the way] So, we went to alfred's place ,packed and headed to his church..

When we reached there I was totally O_o.. Omfg .. Thats a fuckin load of unknown people I felt so lost.. Which was ironic cause the theme of the camp is lost.. So yeah hahah.. We went on the bus..Only to realize right after the bus started moving, I need to piss.. SO during the one hour travel I was totally like "Oh god , Oh god , Oh god , Oh god .." The road felt twice as bumpy as usual.. My bladder says "yes" but my heart says "NONO DONT !" (n_n"). Oh right I met this very.. Urhmm weird dude. He was like "Hi, I've never seen you around. I'm Jin Fung. You can call me "jin" *raises eyebrow* .. I was like totally.. -_________-|| Rightt...

The moment we reached there, I ran towards the toilet.. and I swear man that was the most pleasin moment of my life.. I felt so..Eased. xD Hahahaha..So we all unloaded our stuff into the boys dorm.Forty guys in one room.. I learnt that its impossible for it to even smell pleasant..You could smell the boys dorms miles away..

The first game we had was basketball ! xD .. Obviously my team owned everyone .. Except for one team.. It was pretty unfair man.. Everyone in their team plays bball.. and my team only had two players who actually plays bball.. and we didnt have any breaks in between they did.. We won four games lost one.. they won three and won the whole competition.. (n_n") But the teamwork in my team was great. No one was used to the ring so everyone missed their shots. I do the re-bound , Alfred does the shooting. xD Wuahahah ! But we got 2nd place in the end.. and the girls ..? They played captain ball.. Got last place (n_n")

Headed for dinner and met this annoying girl named Jessica. I swear man she was freakin random. She'd be yapping by your ears telling you bout stuff you dont want to know (n_n"). *slams head on table* I cant stand it anymore.Oh right, I forgot to mention that I also met this girl called Anna. Our first conversation was pretty funny.She was like..

Anna: Urhmm do you have your name tag?
Vince: Urhmm no..

*introduces each other*

Vince: So how old are you?
Anna: Guess ..?
Vince: Urhmm 18?
Anna: *looks at alfred* Alfreeeed he thinks I'm eighteen.
Vince: (n_n") Guess how old I am ?
Anna: 21?
Vince: *cries like a lil girl and looks at alfred* Alfreeed she thinks im 21
Alfred:*Chuckles*

Turns out we're both 16

Vince: So what school are you from?
Anna : Urhmm, Taman sea
Vince: O_O OMfg ! Same school !
*Rolls on ground and starts laughin like a mad cow*

Such irony huh? Thats besides the point. Anyhows~ In the night, we headed to the worship hall.I was pretty lost.. So many unknown people.. Sat down and listened to the speaker.His name was Heng Kee if memory serves me right. Ah mie gawd, I swear he is friggen boring. I couldnt help but falling asleep.. But alfred beat me to it and Jin fung beat Alfred to it (n_n") Cannot tahan man ! x_X We didnt even sleep the night before.

Next day,me and Alfred totally couldnt wake up. We had to be up by 6 for Devotion. Seriously, we were like two dead corpse on a bed and I could still hear micheal's voice in my head everyday saying "Wake up larr....Faster larr..." "Wake up larr...Faster larrr.." omfg *faints* Anyhows , devotion..bla bla bla..breakfast..yada..yada.. We went for a smoke right after that. We went to this obstacle course in the camp site and smoke and we saw green tags stuck on the wood and a couple of weird items lying around and bumped into the jin fung dude.It seems that he was planning some game

Right after that we gathered by the lobby and Jin fung de-briefed us bout the game and me and alfred was totally like "YESS head start ! " . The concept of the game is that you are a couple of lost people stranded on an island and you need to complete a few task to obtain a few stuff and win. So with a head start, me and Alfred ran to the obstacle course and obtained the requirements really quick. There are supposedly two monsters that will hunt your teamate down and couple of animals you hunt for food. Basically a real life game of "Kodo Tag" . Pretty funky huh? I was the gunman that shoots down the mosnters xD. Unfortunately when Joyce [the monster] Came hunting for us .. The gun died on me.. *attemps to shoot* .. Oh fuck.. and the gunman gets caught (n_n") Sighh damn lame.. anyways I have to cut certain things short or else it'd take me centuries to finish this post. Towards the end we were supposed to cook maggi me with 5 match sticks, one pot lookin thingy and one wax. All the 4 matches didnt light and at the last match.. THE ONE match, ben said "What if my sweat just drops on the match when it lights..? " *sweat drops near match*

Everyone : O_O DUDEEEEEEEE! CHILL !

We were all standin around the area and blocking wind. Then ben prayed for the match to light xD . and it did ! Wuahahahah we cooked the maggie and uncle Paul finished the whole thing.. See ? Our cookin was excellent hahaha..

Yada..yada...dinner...really really boring sermon.. sleeping chirstians..yada yada..
and Oh hey, Sunway church people came to the camp site too [my mom's church (n_n")].. We went all went to sleep..Next morning ..yada yada.. breakfast..yada..yada..

We had dodgeball.It was kinda pissing off as the referee was pretty kayu if you ask me.. We lost all the games except for the one against the teahcers.

It is talent time ! and there was not sermon ! YAHOOOO ! so anyways before the talent time we were sitting down stoning and discussing the play for the talent time . The rule is we have to say "Found" 5 times "Lost" 5 times and "Are we there yet" 5 times.We panicked and didnt even know what do. The Alvin suggested that we joined the parables and make a play out of it.. So basically the lost son, the lost sheep and the lost coin all combined together it was pretty funny but its too much to say in detail. I'll post the videoS soon.Oh my role in the play was a prostitute. At first , they wrapped a blanket around me and made it a "mini skirt" IT WAS REALLY REALLY SHORT..It was so obscene no one could take it. Later, we used the towel and made it slightly lower and wore shorts inside. It was still pretty .. Weird. Alfred said I was the one who will play the role the best (n_n"). Which in other words means "Vince you are the gayest bastard amongst us all". Its was funky lar .. Our play had first place and Anna had it all recorded (n_n"). I had really ugly make up put on.. (n_n")That night was really really fun.

Fourth day, Lets skip breakfast and devotion. We had football and captain ball as our finale game (n_n") Kinda lame huh..? Lol ! Lets put that aside as I caused the team to lost both games xD..ANYhows..We had this event called the 13 stations. Its based how jesus lived and his last days on earth. It was a pretty empowerin session everyone was sobby. Although I'm not chrstian I have to admit I was pretty moved by the 13 stations..When I was done I saw Anna outside. I chatted with her.. and sat the same table with her during dinner. The funny thing was Anna said something really stupid and I kinda teased her.. She ran towards me and soaked me with her water bottle haha ~ Alfred got it all recorded .. [I swear man.. Papparazi potential..]
It was fun hangin out with anna though.. Did I mention..? Her sister Sarah was like "Vince.. I know what you did" on the 2nd day of camp.. I was afraid that it might have been us getting caught smokin .. But it wasnt .. She told me on the last day.. "You like Anna right..?" (n_n") Swt I cant believe that got me scratchin my head for 5 friggen days.anyhows, I dont know what I did or said somehow I got hazel laughin her ass off for more than 30 minutes.. It was freaky .. [Yes, Alfred had it recorded too]

Later,we had our worship at the worship hall.. [no sermon!Wohoo!]So anyhows, The worship was powerful I swear. Everyone was so spirited. Half way through Alfred said that he'd be in toilet for a short moment.He didnt even return until the whole session was over. Turns out, he was worshipping at another church .. (n_n") I swear that dude.. Is fuckin amazing if you ask me xD.. Hahahah ! We had supper and chilled for a while and went back to the dorm.

When I was back in the dorm, everyone had this really serious look on their faces.Raymond said

Raymond: Guys this is the most important dorm sharing of all the dorm sharngs we
had I want you all to take this seriously.We are gonna .. Vote for the top
10 hottest girl in camp !
Vince : (n_n")
Some dude : I vote for Li ann ! [ some small girl]
Raymond : Dudeee.. You fuckin pedefile
Some dude : She's gonna be really hot in the future
Raymond :Eh ! We dont play future stock wan okay? Lets concertrate on the current
market.

He made it sound like some kind of investment (n_n")

Everyone: *laughs*
Jason : I vote for vivian !!
Vince : Who's vivian?
Jason : Damn chick oneeeee.. Just vote..
Everyone else : Okay !

Turns out 1st place was King wei followed by Vivien and then Sarah.. I voted for Anna though xD I think she has a great smile..But naaah she didnt win xD.So anyways i found out that Vivian is this short chick with specs (n_n") I cant believe I voted for her xD LOL ! [not to be mean or anything..]

So anyhows, We took the bus soon after and went back to church. We decided to go for lunch before heading back home.The funny thing was Jin Fung had and accident and this is how it goes

Bryan: *says something bout camp*
Tee kiat: *replies something*
Jin fung: *turns around and stare at tee kiat instead of the road*
Bryan: JIN FUNG CAR !!!
*Crash!*

I swear that dude is stupid.So anyhows, reached kfc and had a meal there. Me,Micheal and alfred were late so we sat one corner like outcasts until Anna and group came so we joint them.. Blah blah blah.. Went home and sleep. The camp was really fun and awesome so many things had happen I cant type them all out.. I miss you guys from camp alot xD .. Hope to see all of you soon ! Peace out [Man this is one heck of a long post]