Failing to Unlock Potentials.

Most people fail to see the ultimate potential in this very day most people know as the April's Fool. Sure, they cant pull one of those Ohlookthere'samotherfuckingspideronyourballs trick but surely a day like this were meant for bigger things. No, Ai Peng your omfgvinceimpregnantandididntuseprotection trick might have worked but still its far from unlocking the true potentials of it.

Why, if I was the terrorist in charge of bombing the World Trade Centre I'd choose this very day to bomb the fucking tower.

"What about September 11 , Sir?"

"No fuck you, someone shoot this fucking moron"

You see if you actually launched an attack on April's Fool day everyone will think its a fucking joke and they will only take you seriously the minute they die. But it doesn't matter now does it, now that they're dead. Heck, this even granting them the pleasure of blissful ignorance of death during the hijack

" ALRIGHT EVERYONE WE'RE GONNA BLOW UP THE MOTHERFUCKING BUILDING"
-Terrorists

"What? HAHA! Good one."
- Passengers

See, everyone's gonna take it as a big fucking joke. and they all die happily ever after. Heck even homeland security wont give a shit, thinking that its just another elaborate joke.

" Mr President Sir, the terrorist are invading our bases!"
-Random Homeland Security Officer

" .. Oh, grow the fuck up dude."
-Bush

All in all we've failed to manipulate the greatness of this very day.Its like day made for terrorism. They should name it bombsomeshit day. Now that you've realized its ultimate potential, who's up to bomb some shit next year?

Side note: I think if god was into April's Fool he'd send a wave of tsunami and pull it back one second before hitting anyone then you leading them in to a false sense of security by screaming out loud April's fool and then striking them again. I think that'd be pretty funny.