Things I Cannot Stand.

*note: Excessive vulgarity ensued.

There many things in this world that simply pisses me off. People, things and policies but above all those there's one thing I cant fucking stand are idiots. Seriously, there are so many categories of idiocy that you'd need a freaking PhD to be able to identify them all.

..Or you could just cause yourself permanent brain damage by hanging out with them and slowly categorizing them. Highly hazardous and seriously not recommended.

One of which I cannot stand is the recent uprise about a certain person's death. Who's name which I will not mention here to avoid being classed under the same group of half-wits who would profusely announce their condolences towards a person's death in their bloody MSN. As if, anyone dead would like their death to be the hot cyber topic. Personally if I was dead I wouldn't want a bunch of jackasses faking their sympathy towards my death through a fucking personal message.

As though that wasn't enough, a bunch of garbage spewing assholes decided

"Hey why not, we be a bunch of jerkoffs and show the rest of the world how compassionate we are by posting our messages to a dead guy on a Friendster bulletin!"

"That'd be awesome! After that we can punch each other in the face!"

For Christ fucking sake, quit your mother fucking nonsense. First its annoying, second its downright ridiculous. You got a fucking message to tell him? Be more sincere, go to his fucking grave send some fucking flowers (In the process contributing to the economy) and tell him your fucking last words.

..Or better yet, appreciate a person when he's alive you fucking shithead.

These idiots leaving messages on the bulletin acting like as though there was Internet connection at hell and the respective person would actually log in, read the message and say

" Hey look! the guys left me a message
on friendster. How fucking retarded of them."

You are all so fucking stupid, its best you donate your brains for scientific research to find a solution towards avoiding ever spawning a creature with your level of idiocy. I hate it when assholes take opportunity towards certain misfortunes to create an image of compassion for themselves. For fucks sake, be more emotionally honest with yourself. If a person is dead, you don't fucking care. Then you don't fucking care. Like me, I don't fucking care and don't come telling me I'm heartless or cold blooded, the fact of the matter is I can't feel for a person I barely know and I don't see the need to faux symphaty so take your bucket full of shit and shove it back into your own throat.

..Fuh.

That felt much better.

Moving on to the next bashing victim, I cannot fucking stand snobs who acts as though my cigarette smoke will bloody poison them to death the moment the inhale the slightest amount of it and deliberately cough loudly to tell me off. You know what fuckhead, the more you do that the more I'm gonna blow to your face. Yes I'm an asshole, but only if you piss me off. I'm usually considerate enough to smoke for away from a non smoker but if you decide to be an asshole about it I'm gonna motherfucking blow it to your face. Look take, your second hand smoking bullshit to a non smoking area and shut your fucking whiny mouth and suck on my hairy Chinese balls.

..Unless you're a hairy middle aged man.

Just leave me the fuck alone, let me enjoy my cigarettes and I'll leave you alone to enjoy whatever it is you're enjoying. Its as simple as that.

Another thing I cannot stand is fat bitches dressed like as though they are the sexiest damned thing alive. For love of god, some of us have to sleep. Mini skirts are called mini for a fucking reason. Don't give me your I'm comfortable with my body nonsense, everyone else isn't. Its fucking nauseating. No one want to see your overly curvy body figure and do you honestly think tubes don't come in your size for no reason? Please have some common decency, no one is gonna condemn you for being a fat bitch just for the sake of Christ and all that's good, dress decently. Its just that nobody wants to see a lump of oil oozing out desperately gasping for air.

and have you heard ridiculous story about a fat man in New York suing McDonalds just because he's a fat bastard? Here, here let me quote him

" I really feel used and violated by Ronald McDonald. I thought I could trust that clown," -Barber

People need to stop being assholes, and blaming everyone else for everything that's gone wrong in your life. He's the fucking clown here if you ask me. For Christ sake what is he supposed to tell the judge as an opening statement?

" Your honour, I'm a fat bastard and I'd like to su.."

" I concurr! I concurr! Case closed."

" BUT! You hono.."

" Case closed! Send him to prison for he is fat obnoxious bastard."

Morons like these need to have their balls slowly bitten of by raccoons that has salt all over their teeth. Now that everything's out of the way I shall get back to my very important work in the office.

..Staring blankly in space.