Bad with faces.

..Sometimes , at one point in life you'll realize the kinda shit that you're terrible at. Actually , faces is not the only thing Im bad at . Im also bad with directions , but thats not the topic here today . You have no idea how many encounters I had mistaking other people for my friend.

..You might that its not that big of a deal . To you maybe .

For you see , being in a boy school for years . You dont greet others the way normal people do . You'll will eventually develop distinct and "creative" ways of greeting your fellow friends.

..When I said creative , I really meant violent. There a couple of scenarios whereby I mistook someone for someone else . Only a few of those ensues hilarity.

Scenario I

-As I was walking in Amcorp mall , I saw this guy . Dressed in black and baggy pants , with
particularly pale skin tone. I have a friend , Nick. He's always in that dress code. So assuming that was him . I walked right behind him . Violently grabbed his neck and whispered in cantonese.

"This .. is a stick out , hand me all your money . Bitch."

I thought it was pretty fucking funny to do so . Until I realized he was actually reaching for his wallet. After closer inspection I .. realized he didnt even look like my friend . and I said

" Oh, sorry wrong person "

It sounded as though I had a specific person I wanted to rob , but really I was merely giving a warm greeting. and as he walked of he was mumbling to himself

"..Mother fucker. Mother fucker..Mother fucker !"

Scenario II

I was in 1utama , the cinema which I forgot the name . But who cares. Anyways , as I entered the cinema , everyone seated themselves accordingly. I saw a man , whom I thought was Wai Kit , sitting at this corner beside me . Alone . So I tapped on his leg and said

"Wai kit , pretty fucking isolated . Eh?"

He ignored the comment. Feeling bored , I turned around and said

"Fucker , layan abit lah."

And as he turned around . I realized , he .. wasnt Wai Kit . Yes yes , pretty fucking humiliating . Shut the fuck up .

Scenario III

As I was walking towards Mid Valley's cinema I saw an indian guy which I thought , again was my friend . So as standard procedure goes , I walked up to him . Smacked him hard as I could on his stomach. Walked away acting indifferent .. We both paused , turned around . He was confused , he gazed at me with a very distinct wtf look .

...

I stoned. Immediatly , I reached out my arms and said ..

" Fuckeeer , how the fuck are you ? Havent seen you in a while "

.. He replied " Who are you? "

before I dashed of I said "Fucker , cant even regconize your own friend? "


I hastily make my move before he realizes I mistook him for someone else . I did a pretty fucking good coverline if you ask me... I think I should start greeting others like a normal person would . Before I end up getting myself into trouble. But at the end of the day , everyone had a pretty fucking good laugh.