Cranky November Skies .

Its been one whole month , scratch that .Two months of rainy days now. Or was it more? Who really cares actually , the point is . Its been raining like twice every fucking day now . I know its the monsoon , but isn't it supposed to be over? When they say , save for the rainy days . I guess what they meant is save money to buy an umbrella for October and November. You'll definitely need it.

I guess I can say , I'm one of the few victims of mother nature. You see I've been soaking in the rain for 2 full days now . In a day I've turned from dry to wet back to dry and then wet and so forth , you get the picture. I don't get it , you know how some kids tend to play with the rain . Whats there really to play with ? Is fun to get all wet and soaky? Especially the annoying feeling when your shoes are all soaked including your socks . It feels as though you're in one of those trips to the beach and you wade in the water and when you reach home you take of your socks and you'd faint smelling the fragrance of every bad odour in the world. Imagine that Indian kid who never bathed for week lifting his armpit , shove it to your face and say

"Dude , how does it smell like?"

Awesome. Simply fucking awesome.

But seriously back to the main point , Lets talk about my victim story two days back . As some of you might or might not know , I went back to school to sit for my SPM . Yes, "OMGWTFMIRACLEOFJESUS!" . Fuck you. First day I ended up staying in Sweet li's place because , well it was fucking raining and I couldn't get to the rain , well shit happened and stuff . I'll update you guys on the next entry.

Anyways , proceeding to the second . In which I had to walk to the lrt station in the rain . Why? Because damn it I got tired of waiting and decided to take matters into my own hands and I stepped foot in the station . It stopped raining . If there was a god , he was probably observing my moves and possibly have a handy "Rain" and "Stop Rain" button . He would probably sound like..

"HAHAHAHAHAH"

and the turning to the angel and saying

" DUDE ! lets do that again !"

..when the rained stop the moment I reached.

Anyways , soaked and freezing I went into the air conditioned lrt and then switched to the ktm. 1 excruciatingly cold hour later I reached and guess what? It rained ! Im really starting to look into the god theory now. No really. He must think its pretty fucking funny . Without waiting a second , I ran out to the bus station . Note in mind that I was dry when I reached the Subang stop .. Everywhere except the shoes lah . When I reached the bus stop , guess what happened? Yes , you guessed right . It stopped.

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I love you sky.


I really do.


If you thought that was bad , buckle up . There's more. So I waited for a bus , and it came . A mini bus , not the Rapid KL I expected but I was shivering . It felt like licking ice naked in the Antarctic's. So I just went up the bus and asked if he stopped by my housing area . He said yes , I went on it. 3 hours of rounding and rounding, Yet I still don't see my housing area. Note in my mind that , if I walked I'd reach in half an hour . I asked if he's stopping by my area he said , he passed the area and he doesn't really stop at my area he stops near it .

!@#()*!@()#*!@#!!

And he didn't have the common decency to tell me that earlier. The lady opposite me told me to take another bus , I walked out . Saw a signboard and it says " Sekolah Menengah Seafield" . By then , I've lost all hope decided that I should give up and just sleep on the streets but I didnt because that would have been fucking gross. I walked the empty streets filled with neon lights , cold , hungry and alone . With 4 ringgit in my wallet and my a handphone with dead battery . Well actually the street wasn't empty it was after working hours , but empty streets sounds more dramatic . So yes , what am I to do? After about an hour of walking , I saw an ATM machine and it was like a monk walking into an orgy party .Fucking heavenly. I took a can and reached home at 9.

So proceeding to the next day of my victim story , I decided to stop by Yan Ting's place for a drink before heading home. Upon arriving at KL Sentral I rang her up and asked where she was. Yes , as it was yesterday the rain was pretty fucking heavy. She picked and said she's opposite the road . I asked her if it was the road downstairs which is the one that leads to the monorail ... She replied sarcastically

"No , the one up"

So I walked across the flooded streets , ran across the road , soaked and feeling sexy with my nipple revealing shirt.. I called her again and asked where she was .. and she said

"The road across on the upper level."

...Oh shit . She wasn't kidding . So I ran back upstairs , and ran across the street ran and met up with her. When I reached being even more wet than I imagined I could be she said

"Dude , why didn't you use the shelter?"

"THERE'S A FUCKING SHELTER?!"

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