You've read it in Moral books.

..But now you'll hear it from me.

..No no , I'm not gonna a pompous asshole and give you a self righteous speech about moral codes and ethics. We are fed enough of this shit by politicians and teachers so Im not gonna do their job...

...Remember how back in schooling days, when we were all reading our moral text books and there will be stories on how citizens show their sense of righteousness by making a citizens arrest whenever they spot a criminal of any sort right?

The only difference now is , you're gonna hear it from me instead of the text book . Besides , my story's far more awesome than any moral book anytime . In fact any story is better then something you pick out from the text book . But thats not the point , the point is .. Im fucking awesome.

As I was stationed in guardian taipan to monitor the sales this week . There I stood , staring blankly in space .. Wondering why Jesus didnt call my mobile last night and then I saw it . A man slipping two bottles of Heads & Shoulders into his pants. At first I wasnt sure , because well. Im near to being legally blind remember? So yeah , I wasnt sure until one of the Guardian worker started pointing at the man .

I hastily dashed (in style, of course.) towards the man and pinned him up against the wall . Kick him in the balls proceeding to smacking his face and screaming

*loud panting*
"Luke, WHO'S YOUR DADDY! Bitch."
*loud panting*

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Okay , far fetched I know. Actually I just pulled him back and left the rest to the supposed undercover guard. So anyways we called the cop, photocopied his Identity Card and then I was asked to take a picture of him as evidence . The supposed undercover guard , smacked him in the face and told him to hold the pantene bottle while I take a picture of him . Hilarrity ensues.

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..I swear.




and kids , this is the reason why you shouldnt steal.


I tried holding in my laugh. At first I giggled a tad bit .. I tried .. I really did , but I bursted into laughter and everyone didnt hestitate to join along . Poor guy . I think Im at risk of being murdered by him here . I demand for witness protection god damn it ! Okay , Im kidding .. no not because I think he wont kill me . Because Im awesome , and awesome men are immortal . Yes !

So the police arrived . They took as long as two impotent monkey would take making love . The moment the stepped in . They look at me and asked

" Who stole something here?"

I pointed towards the man . The cops proceeded to walking towards him .

Confused , the cops took up the pantene bottles , turned around and asked me.

" Is this what he stole?"

I nodded .

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAH ! A fucking shampoo?!"

I nodded again. Then they walked towards the man and asked

"Where are you from?"

The man answered..

"...I .. I .. I'm frr..frrom pj ."

"What? Shampoos aren't available there? "

" No no , just that Im going outstation."

The policed man grabbed his hair and said..

" TWO FUCKING BOTTLES?! But you dont even have that much hair !"

The man kept quiet and we continued laughing . Then they dragged him to the station and I proceeded heading home and giggle a little here and there on the way back.

Dan moral yang dipelajari daripada cerita tersebut adalah , jangan mencuri . Terima Kasih.