Surprise !

..Not ,

About 3 days ago , I somehow grew an extra ball with using my half my brains as the material . In other words , I followed my impulse and stupidly went to Penang to surprise the redhead. Alongside me , I brought another victim, Alfred. A willing victim so to say.

Thank god for Moe , I owe that guy big time. So 7 hours of travelling later , the bus stopped at Butterworth and said told us "That's it , that's the end on the line" . Having a huge what the fuck moment we were wondering whatever happened the direct travel to Penang , because we sure as hell pay full sum of it.

Being lost, I wondered what to do . Thankfully , we were directed to the ferries. Actually , it wasn't that bad lah the ferry was pretty fucking cool besides the fact that I was on the verge of puking my guts out.

..But , it was pretty breezy I tell ya worth to puke my guts out for.

Best part of all , I had enough balls to actually go down to penang without a fucking phone. So there I was after a couple of minutes I reached the island . Without a phone I was at the isle , thank god for Alfred or else I would have been stucked at the isle of the island. Moe gave us a ride , and according to my resources the redhead was in Continental Hotel . I was excited , Moe willingly offered me a ride there.

So there I was standing outside of the hotel . Like a little boy running into a candy store , I felt rather ecstatic knowing I'm just a moment away from succeeding in my plan to surprise the redhead. So I called her with Alfred's phone and said

"Hey , can you come down to the lobby for a moment?"

and she said

" I cant lah "

....

"Oh."


And after much negotiation , she asked if I wanted to come up to the hotel but I had to be quick because her parents might be back pretty soon . So I was told she is at the seventh floor. I ran up as fast I could . But , as I look around at the seventh floor what I saw was only ballrooms , ballfuckingrooms. I thought to myself , she cant possibly be sleeping in ballrooms can she? I ran back down , and called her with Alfred's phone. I cant just call because my phone got robbed remember? So yeah , as I was calling she said her dad was home and when I looked up towards my horror I saw the hotel name was

GRAND continental.

....

mother fucker.


Then Moe and Alfred decided to be assholes and mindfuck poor little me. They started asking me questions like

Moe: Dude what if she's not there with her but .. some other guy?

Alfred: Yeah , what if its Wai Kit?

Vince: Alfred , shut the hell up and Moe it couldn't possibly be lah , she's not the type she's never even dated before

Moe : That's what she wants you to think.

Vince : ...

and as we were having our conversation the song by Akon Ft. Eminem "Smack That" was playing on the radio and very immaculately Alfred and Moe said together.

Moe & Alfred : Yeah , I mean she could be up there and some other guy going like ..

and perfect synchronized timing the turned to each other and said in accordance to the song

"SMACK THAT !"

Moe drove us back to his place and as he drove very spontaneously, he started singing Lips of an Angel by Hinder. But , he wasnt singing the exact lyrics he altered it to rip on me . The tunes were perfectly sang . I cant exactly describe it to you . It aint as funny. But the lyrics went something like

"Well , my girl's in the wrong hotel
Sometimes I wish I was there
I guess we never really moved on.

Its really good to hear your voice ,
On alfred's phone it sounds so sweet.
Coming from the lips of an angel
Saying my name it makes me weak."

Moe's a great vocalist , so it was pretty fucking funny in a traumatizing kinda way. He sang nearly the entire song but I dont quite recall it , I should have recorded it down . So as we reached his place , we ransacked a stack of DVD's and pull an all nighter. There's a story to tell

"HEY GUYS ! I WENT UP TO PENANG TO WATCH DVD'S!"

I think Im pretty fucking cool. Alright , jokes aside I had rather alot of fun because its been quite some time since I've done some catching up with Moe.

...To be continued.