Its that season again

Its that time of the year again .

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Yes , merry fucking Christmas everyone. Christmas , is a season to show how much you love your family and of course your friends as well.

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And by showing I really meant , buying really expensive gifts for each other. Finally ! Something tangible to measure love with . With Christmas you can now tell your loved ones how many dollars worth you love them! What a great season, no? I've yet to receive any gifts , so I guess that means everyone's loves me a 0 dollar worth? Oh come on guys , show me some love. (and if you didnt realize Im only being sacarstic)

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I'm guessing by now you can tell I've never really been a fan of Christmas . Though , guys I'm not saying you shouldn't show me love by buying me expensive gifts . If that's the case then I absolutely LOVE Christmas. But really , I've never bothered to get gifts for Christmas . Never really saw the point in it all. To me its more of a receiving festive season rather than giving

*cough*

Don't you think I'm dropping enough hints by now? Start taking initiatives .

*cough*

But the really great thing about Christmas is the fact that an astral force from beyond the realms suddenly grants you the license to be as drunk as you dearly wish and no one would give a damn . Why? Because its Christmas goddammit! We all randomly transform into Irish drunkards and its the right thing to do.

Finally no one will judge you for being drunk!

With that fact bared in mind , its great for me because I sure was drunk as hell last night in Shoan's party. I puked 4 times straight and still couldn't walk on my two feet. Now if you think that's bad , imagine when you're in the middle of taking a crap and suddenly you feel like puking .

There two options

• Puke on the floor
• Switch position and puke in the toilet bowl.

Now , I went with option B. With my ass unwiped , I stared at my own feces and greeted them with my puke .


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Now that's what I call a Christmas fucking spirit.The conclusion of drinking during Christmas? Sometimes the exit is not quite as pleasureable as the entrance and sometimes the entrance can be the exit as well . If it exits through the exit and entrance at the same time. You're in deep shit

..In any case , Merry Fucking Christmas everyone !