Betrayed by technology .

*On a totally unrelated note (just some random ranting)
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I think , all roaches deserve to die in a horrid , unimaginable , excruciating , inhuman death . Yes , as some of you are aware of . Im absolutely terrified of roaches . They make me scream like a little girl , literally . No joke. Just the other day , when I was about to dive on my bed and sleep . A roach flew right beside me and as you've imagine I squealed like pig . I ran down and cried for mommy . No , seriously . I then , sprayed the son of a bitch . It flew towards my direction , I dodge in a really cool matrix motion and guess what ? It landed on my pillow . Mch . Then it slowly crawled under my bed . As I was about to spray it to death . I was searching for the roach , and it was no where to be found . Only to realize this tingling sensation in my pants . No no , dont get any dirty thoughts. as I looked down I saw the roach ... Crawling up my pants . Mch. My mom grabbed it and flush it down the toilet . A deserving end .

I secretly think , that roaches are highly intelligent creatures plotting to destroy mankind . They subliminally install thoughts into us men , and manipulating us to have wars amongst the countrymen . The end result would be a global destruction due to a nuclear war . And as you all know roaches are the only creatures that can survive a nuclear war .

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..Those bastards .
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Okay back to the main topic , just yesterday .. Bored as I was , I was scrolling through my msn. There was absolutely no one to entertain my bored soul . Considering that I have 500 over contacts in my msn and absolutely no one to talk to , it is rather depressing .

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I guess no one likes me ;(

Hahah anyways , you know that cute little plug in for msn that enables you to show your contacts what song you're listening to . So that you can show of your great taste in music? Yes , that plug in . The very plug in that brought down a man in shame .. You see , the plug in also shows what video you're watching . So yes , I saw in one of my friend's personal message .

" Japanese AV itsuko mariko pussy fuck "

*GASP* :0

So like any normal person would react I proceeded to taunting him . His identity shall remain anonymous to protect the ounch of dignity he's got left.

Vince : Dude , I know what you're doing ;)

Anonymous : Dude , brb busy now

Vince : HAHA , busy wanking aye?

As you've imagineed I was already on the verge of dying from laughter.

Anonymous : =.= , Righttttt...

Vince : Look at your personal message ;)

Anonymous : *GASP* OH FUCK :0 !

Vince : HAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous : Dont you DARE tell anyone about this .


By the way , anonymous . Im still gigglin like a small girl who found a barbie doll lying on the floor . I doubt there's anyone as stupid as you are . Next time you wanna watch porn , haha make sure you dont watch it in Windows Media Player . Its not that I dont watch porn , its just that when I watch it . I dont display it to my entire list of contacts HAHA . xD