A Major Motion Picture by Pixar

...Coming to cinemas near you .

I was walking in the streets earlier this week , and guess who I bumped into ? Steve Jobs . What? You dont know who he is? Oh man you are such a dickhead . I googled his name up So yes , where was I ? Yeah , you're dickhead. No ? Thats not the point ? I guess you're right , your attention span is bigger than I expected.

As I was saying , I bumped Steve Jobs . He was found wanking in an alley to a Britney spears video in Mini Dvr player . So I recommended him some better porn So I asked if he wanted to go for a drink and he accepted the offer. I mean who wouldnt ? Im that awesome.

So as we are having a drink , he told me about this major motion picture that he's working on . I'll allow you to have the privilige of knowing what this movie is about . So anyways , This movie basically revolves around and Emo teenager who .. Basically the only person living in the "real world" with "real problems"

What? African kids? Screw them they're too poor to be considered human . So, technically their problems arent really problems. Adults with real problem? Fuck them its not as compelling as a the struggles that the protangonist in the story have to go through . For you see , the protagonist of this story is the only person in the history of forever that has been dumped by a loved one . It makes me wanna cry like girl .

Anyways , so as the story progress the protagonist continues to struggle in his her life because no one understands himher and every one is being mean to himher because they dont know how it feels to have problems in life .

... Mean people suck ;(

The story turns to an unexpected twist when the protagonist starts being a whiny asshole and piss off everyone else. No Im sorry , I mean the rest of the world are insensitive assholes ;( and the protagonist is the only "enlightened one" in the world. With no one to turn to .Friends? No they dont deserve one the protagonist of the story documents hisher depression into an online journal hoping that some asshole every single living being can see the error in their ways and understand the holy doctrine that the protagonist lives by.

I must say , the ending of the story is simply compelling . The protaganist cuts himselfherself after 2679842983473 attempts he she finally died . Thats how much willpower the protagonist had . The will power to change the error of the ways of everyone else. Soon , heshe became tired and weary and finally gave in .. and realized that humans are just beyond help .

*CRIES LIKE A BITCH*

Such , a touching story . The moral of the story is that .If you're emo you deserve to die we should all give in to the true way of life , Forget all the religion bullshit . Because this my friend is true nirvana . We should all give up our jobs , give up our lifes and whine about how nothing is right in this world.

Oh yes and sorry for spoiling the story for you . But you can always whine about it =D . After watching the movie everyone would understand your need for whining . Anyways , Steve Jobs said that the director of the movie have yet to cast the actors that are supposed to act in this movie . So yes , with personal contacts with Steve Job I can land you a role . Write me a novel on how much your life sucks and I will forward this to the director of the movie and hey you could make it big by being a whiny bitch . You know who you are ! Send them in now for this once in a lifetime opportunity.

*DISCLAIMER*

The picture above is not done by me . I found it in a web somewhere. I cant remember where in fact I've used in one of my posts before and the entry above is not based on a real life story any relevance is mere coincidence and for those who's got their feelings hurt from readings this entry. Then..

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good. Go whine about it .