Those beautiful words.

I was having a conversation with my employer , earlier this morning ..

"... So the standee is all okay right? "

"Yeah sure "

"Hows sales?"

"Not too good"

"Oh yeah , I forgot to tell you . Remember about the pay deduction right? You're excluded"

OMG ! OMG ! OMG ! OMG ! OMG !

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Im too happy to say anything . Those are by far the most beautiful words a man can ever hear from another man . Haha ! No wait , the way I described it sounded kinda gay. Scratch that . Its just absofuckinglutely awesome that I was the only one who didnt get the bloody deduction . Joy to the world.

So as I was working yesterday just a usual I'll take smoking breaks . So I went to the usual spot and smoke . Sitting down peacefully , without bothering anyone at all . Suddenly , I felt an impact on my right thigh and as I looked down I saw this greenish whitish liquid and as I looked up I saw a bird. Do I look like a toiletbowl to the bird ? Im fair skin but definitely not white enough to be a toilet bowl . Bloody hell . Maybe I should change my blog link to www.thestoryofabirdwhoshittedonmypants.blogspot.com

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Guess what it is . C'mon , guess !

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Yes, grandfuckingprize bird shit =D !
I had to go home early that day . Bleargh , so as I reached home went online , after I changed my pants of course. So I was talking to Si Merah and the conversation went something like this .

Vince: Omg omg , I got grandfuckingprize from the sky

Si merah : What happened?

Vince : A bird. (Msn didnt send this message)

Vince : Shitted on my pants.

Si Merah : .... Errrrh.

As you've imagined she was quite grossed out... I still cant believe anyone would think that I shitted in my pants . I'll hold grudge against you for this . Mch .

Side note : As I was talking to ching a couple of days earlier she said I look like sousuke sagara .. =.= and alot of people agreed , I definitely dont look like an anime my face is common enough damn it . You be the judge , do I look like an anime?






.. Im sure you guys find this boring and uninteresting . But yeaahh..