BULLfluckbiblesaurologue-SHITcolonoscopis Nesusologious.

...In short , known as BS .. Also better known as bullshit .

The fact here being no matter how fancy you put it or how much you glorify it . At the end of the day , its the same damned thing. Bullshit is still bullshit... No more nor less.. Just plain bullshit . You wont believe how many dumbasses out there , who buys the bullshit that I spew out of my mouth . Hey , dont blame me its my job to sell you shit that you dont need and making the company richer than they already are for fooling shitheads like you.

For future references , there are certain things that I say that means the complete different thing that I spew out of my mouth for example . Here are the direct translations.

Good afternoon sir , I have a product that will be deemed very useful to you
Hello jackass , can I interest you in buying more shit that you dont need?

This product is proven to work , and you will indefinitely see the results within 3 weeks
Buy this you shithead because I told you so and because you're too busy intrepreting my bullshit to realize that Im spewing a bunch of crap that I dont know shit about .

*Spews out a bunch of scientifical garbage*
Buy this useless junk because , I sound smart explaining it . and it feels bloody good too.

This product is simple yet so expensive because of the production cost and the import plus the taxes , besides it is very worth it because now you and your family can improve your eyesight just by buying one pair that lasts a lifetime . Isnt that great news?
Its overpriced because the company needs to hire overpaid assholes like me to make shitheads like you buy their products

Dont you want better eyesight for yourself and your family sir?
I know you want to put more money in my wallet ! C'mon. Dont deny it.


If you insist on the eyesight improvement to be more agressive you can go for our workshop
Attend our workshop so that we can suck your wallet dry for some more shit that dont work ! Isnt that great?


There's no scientifical prove to this , but there are many people who recovered from this . I know you're sceptical but alot of customers who were first like you have exprienced tremendous improvement.
This shit dont work , and I'm not shitty enough to come up with a theory to convince you


Thank you for your purchase sir , you wont regret this decision.
HAHA ! JACKASS YOU FELL FOR IT ! I cant believe this , I cant believe you're that stupid.


No problem sir , It was no hassle at all . But if you change your mind and decide to buy it you can always come to me . and if there's any concern you'd like me to cover . Dont hestitate to come to me
Fuck off jackass, you wasted my time . =(

The list could go on until , god knows when . But you get the picture. I cant believe the that there are actually that much dumbasses in this world. But you see , its not such a bad thing . I benefit from their stupidity . But you know , I am feeling rather lifeless at the moment . Im like an android programmed to say the same damned thing to different people everyday and changing the topic when faced with impossible to answer questions . Man , this job rocks . Makes me feel smart . Haha.


..The lesson here is , never believe the bullshit that spews out from the mouth of a salesman . Why ? Because a salesman is telling you now that , most of the shit you hear is bullshit . If my employer reads this .Im so fired =(

...There's no doubt about it , Im gonna end up in hell for sure

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Joke of day (quoted from david)

"...Who the fuck cries , when they're dulan..?"

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This is an inside joke , you WILL not get it.