Adolescent Days .

This couple of days I have not exactly stepped out of my house , It gave me alot of time to reflect on the times that's past . Remember all those bittersweet memories that we all used to have when we were a kid ? Dont judge me Im feeling emo =/

There's one particular incident that will always be etched inside my head. When I was a kid , my whole family were actually from penang despite the fact that I cant speak hokkien if my life depended on it. When I was a kid , my family was really poor so the simplest of pleasures would satisfy us . True enough , days were much tougher but there's nothing in life I wouldnt give away just to exprience those days once more because those were the days where everything was peaceful and my family were more than united. I remember how when I was young , we used to have soy sauce with rice for lunch. There are certain things in life that money can't buy and for everything else there's mastercard and such is one of those even the richest of wordly treasure's can't buy. Once in a while if we saved up enough we could afford to buy some assam laksa and my mom would cycle out alongside with me , my sister and my cousin just to buy Unfortunately we could only afford one bowl of those 3 of us would share that one bowl and my mom would just look at us eat it. I could still remember the joy on each and every of our faces.

Me and my cousin would come up with the most ridiculous things to play with . We were a real big fan of ninja turtles back then. One of those days , me and my cousin were stupid enough to actually cut my dad's shirt and wrap it around our eyes in resemblances of ninja turtles and we'll put one of those tudung saji's behind our backs . I forgot what you call those in english but thats not the point . When my dad reached home seeing his shirt was torn he'd go berserk and start screaming at me and my cousin .. Ahh , sweet sweet memories.I was around 2-3 back then but for some strange reason I seem to have a fond memory of it

Much later , Our whole family moved down to bangsar . I remember there was this neighbour I think his name was uncle Ronald but we used to call him Mc'donalds because he would spend us some burgers from there once in a while , He was such a kind soul .. But unfortunately recent news said that he's passed away.. Sigh . His face is vague in my memory but I'll never forget the kind and warm smile he always gives us in the morning when he's watering his garden and me and my sister would be swingin around by the pole used to hang clothes . He would laugh and ask us to stop but we never failed to do so every morning .

Soon , we moved to Petaling Jaya .. It was in such a hurry I didnt even get a chance to wave uncle Ronald goodbye .. I guess, I never will. When we were in Petaling Jaya , days were much better as financially both my dad and uncle were much more stable , but somehow the family seems to be drifting apart. Back when I was in Methodist , I was known as this crazy wild kid who's practically lost half his brains . I would scream and jump around like there's no tomorrow . But nevertheless , I was sort of and outcast at first until I got to know Eu Joh and this coconuted shaped hair guy named Boon Leong . Everytime during reccess we never fail to pretend to be our favourite digimon and fight each other . We even remembered every single move that the digimons had. I sound like a geek I know

The funnies moment of my primary days were during the day were when I was late for school I was running towards my class and a bird shit landed on my thighs . We were all wearing shorts back then .Then later that day , it the P.E lessons . If memories serves me right I was competing with christopher who could do the largest split during streching excercises. I won , but not only did I do the biggest split , so did my pants . My short pants were torn into half and turned into a skirt . Later that day during reccess , I'd buy my regular curry mee . We were sitting by the bench beside boon leong and I saw this chicken feet on the bench . Feeling disgusted I pushed it aside to Boon Leong so that he would sit on it. Unforntunately not only did that not work the hot burning curry poured onto my pants and literally burned my crotch Dont worry girls , its still alive and functioning .. I'd be obliged to do a demonstration

During those days not only did I make friends , I've made a couple of enemies thanks to my short temper. There was this particular fight that I remembered the most . Kishen , kenneth and a couple of other kids cornered me and challenged me for a fight . Being as rash and short tempered as I was I delivered a kick to kishen .. But it missed , my shoes flew off and Kishen dodged it landed on kenneth's face and he ran off with my shoes ! Hahahah . I recall hopping across the field chasing them just to get my shoes back . Soon after me and Kishen became the bestest of buddies. Everytime we meet we would still remisnice in this and laugh bout it . Foolish Kishen did you think you could win me in a fight? Hahahah ! I guess not =Pp

So anyways , I recall there was this really annoying kid named Wei Jun who'd piss us of on a daily basis . Me and kishen came up with a really evil plot alongside with our partner in crime Sri Kuhan which his father was a vet . He brought cats testicles to school and we shoved it down Wei Jun's mouth just to shut him up . I know , we're fucking evil . But , wei jun's mom was my driver who fetched me back and forth from home to school . I recalled shitting in her car once . shut up , if you laugh I'll sure damn hell murder you . Come on, can you honestly say that you've never shitted or pissed in your pants when you were a kid ? Hahahah .

The particular girl I remembered the most was Amanda Choe and Wei Yuen . I used to have the biggest crush on Amanda and Wei Yuen was the first girl that I actually really talked to all I ever talked to her about was " Amanda.. this.. amanda that.. " She used to get so frustrated over it hahaha. Anyways , one of those days I decided to muster all my guts and asked my sister to assist me in writing a confession letter to her . Its lame .. I know ._. , I was only a kid . During recess I sneaked the letter into her desk . When class resumed Manimegalan took the letter read it laughed and passed it around . I was soooo, embarrased I could have killed myself . Soon after I began calling and talking to Amanda , the first time I did it I was scared shitless . Two statements were constantly repeated in my head

"..Should I...? Or should I .. not ? "

Im pretty sure most of you have gone through this state much like myself . We became really close friends after that despite everyone asking me to stay away from her saying that she's a bitch and all that . The thing I remembered most was during UPSR , she cried when she got her results and Irwin was laughin his ass of at her. I .. Was a violent kid ._. I grabbed the chair and ran after Irwin like a tiger hunting a deer, but unfortunately I was also very fat so I couldnt catch up I tossed the chair over the stairs and it nearly hit him haha..I remembered the last day of my school , we were all kinda sad that we all had to go seperate ways . We all smiled with tears in our eyes and joked about the days that's passed . Thats the most beautiful emotion off all . The bittersweet sentiment.

I know this is a long post but bare with me for a while.. Its one of those emo times lol . So anyways proceeding to secondary days , I was still missing methodist so I didnt really mix around as I was the only one from methodist who got sent to Bukit Bintang Boy School and it was a boy school. Oh woe is me so I thought . Despite having 5 A's for UPSR I was somehow suprisingly sent to the last class and it was practically swarming with gay fag. That was in fact the most traumatizing exprience in my life ._. I recalled during valentines day there was this gay fag who came up to me and asked me out for valetines day and his hands wandered in places . I freaked O_o , I mean who wouldnt right? So I pushed him away and he fell down the slope bleeding . I fleed.

Soon after I was transfered to 1 Hijau . Top class ! Hah ! eat that you gay bitches ! It was not long until I got to know the greatest souls alive such are as my gay partner Zhun Chai , Our beloved Tai lan kor I STILL KNOW YOUR DARK SECRET , Our lovely but violent friend Wai Kit and much much more forgive me if I have left out some names . Those bastards would gang up on me and speak cantonese knowing the fact that I could even pronounce my chinese name properly back then , they would laugh and laugh repitively at every single mistake I make in cantones. Bastards.

I recalled during the Form 2 days , I had this major crush on Penny and Shoan being one of my closest buddy last time I brought him to meet this wonderful specimen and Shoan ended up liking her too and he had this huge war of words over her. He'd say bad things about me to her and I'd say a couple of bad things too . Which somehow cause penny to refuse to talk to me . Hahahahah we were SO fucking childish . Remember shoan? ;) There were many more incidents like that but we're tottally cool now .

Speaking of which the way me and Wai Kit became friend were as weird as the face of Micheal Jackson . We hated each other guts so much . We were both short tempered and we ended up nearly fighting almost every week and he would without fail tear my shirt each time . You mother fucker , you know how many shirts I bought that year? XD So one particular day I was fooling around with a plastic bag and it fell beside Wai Kit . It clearly fell beside you mother fucker xD but he insited that it landed on him he stood up and grabbed me by the collar and provoked me to fight . I suggested that we fight at the car park as there were more space . Wai kit being as fat as he is XD he was a slow but really painful puncher . He hit me at head three times but the next shot I dodged , kicked him and punched him in the nose . He started bleeding . Silly Wai Kit , did you think you could win the almighty Vincent?He wiped off the blood and started rushing at me like a juggernaut I grabbed his hand and insisted we stop figthing . Such a holy man I was truth be told I was just scared shitless he looked like he was gonna murder me I swear man Wai Kit you damn fucking lembu I'll give you that . We settled our difference and decided not to give a damn anymore but some random prick decided to tattle tale and the Mr.Agis came and fluck our backsides. But , we covered for each other and said we both fell down . He actually bought the story ! HAHAHAH . Unbelieveable no?

Anyways , before I end this post I'd like to apologize to everyone for being such an emo and violent bitch as I was and sorry bout the whole "OMG IM LIEK GONNA DIE " Incident , I cant help it my cousins died from the same disease I had , hahahah I was only a kid alright give me a break . This sure is one shit hell long post .. My hands are getting tired .. I'll resume this another .. Enough about me , What are your unforgetable childhood /teenhood memories?

P/s: if there's any typo or any words missing in a sentece fuck it , its a really long post and Im too lazy to check .