Zhun chai pwned.

yVince:Fucking streamyx la

Vince:Cibai knn

ZhunChai:mahai

ZhunChai:my nephew in my room must be bitching again

ZhunChai:she's probably turning the router on and off

Vince:LOL

Vince:Why the fuck will (s)he do that?

Vince:You said newphew and her ._.

Vince:You're confusing me

Vince:@_@

Lol , female nephew? Hahahahah get some sleep dude. Jokes aside I had possibly one of the weirdest dreams I've exprienced .. Alright here's how it goes, I was in a cafeteria preparing for a war game . When suddenly I saw samantha who was dating this other guy . Me and that guy were discussing war strategies. Moments after we got into battle

So we were marching along the rainforest . When suddenly out of the blues some nazis appeared . I ran and screamed like a little girl I ducked and cover. Apparently by some strange and cruel fate I was the only one without a REAL weapon my teamates all had rifles.But amusingly , they decided not to use the rifles instead , they used some cutting edge weapon which burned the nazi's like a mother fucker.










this is a tampon in case you're too stupid



Yes the cutting edge weapon was in fact a tampon It somehow has the attributes of a moloktov cocktail . Thats right run in fear americans we have tampons ! The latest weapon that beats biological weapons by a long shot . Never piss a woman off for they have powerful weapon in their possesion

So anyways proceeding with my dream, strangely after killing the nazis we landed in Bukit bintang's quartermaster treating our injuries and the guy who was dating samantha got ill and was towards the point of dying. I went and look for samantha which by some random miracle I knew she was in the canteen .. When I walked there , I heard a group of people calling my name and Ignored them and went to samantha and somehow forgot bout the dying dude . and I was rudely awakened by some stupid neighbour kid who was singing his twinkle twinkle little star. Fucking retards ._. I'd kill you with tampons one day.

Oh right, just a quick short note to express disatisfaction . I was watchin tv in the middle of the night and I realized the astro producers decide to change the show schedules and I realized they were airing dona the explorer at 4 am. Which kid in the right of mind would wake up 4 am just to watch dona the explorer?






























Holy shit its 4 am I NEED TO WAKE UP AND WATCH DORA

!#@$%$^%@# Stupid astro.. =.= I'll kill you will tampons.