Ingenious moment .
._.
My lighter ran out of gas...
This is gay..
So I had an ingenious moment , I thought
"Hey! the stove has fire and loads of gas to start one"
So I headed to the kitchen to light a ciggie =
It burned my hair .
IM ALREADY BALDING GODAMNYOU
I think god is sending me a hint
I might have to stop smoking soon ..
Or maybe he's telling me to go to church
or I should stop using his name his name in vain
Anyways, the lesson learnt here is ,
Dont fuck with god .
Its not fun when god bitchslaps you in the face.
God ,Is an angry god.Repent now . =/
*DISCLAIMER*
No offense whatsoever to christians out there.
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