I have three nipples ._.

Now that the title have caught your attention , I have a theory . Recently , alot of my old friends have been telling me that I've gained alot of weight . There's a very logical explaination behind all this.You see, after watching the movie Day After Tomorrow I've decided that alot of things like Ice Age is very possible. So you see , during the forthcoming Ice Age an authentic heat generator my big fat stomach is something essential for survival . HAH! you skinny bastard , dont come crying to me when you find out being thin is everything . The other reason behind it is because I've been secretly training for the next olympics game . You see right , what other better way to train your leg than to have it support 90kgs of my own weight on a daily basis? Excellent idea huh? Not only that , you know how all the martial artist tend to wrap those weight bags around their arms and legs so train em ' and remove em' during competition in order to punch and kick faster? My plans are the exact same , only my weights are authentic .. Just you wait .. I will be thinner again after the olympics. Even if Im not , I could join the sumo wrestling cant I? But , then again with my superior and creative way of trainin it is merely impossible for Malaysia to lose in a running competition in the forthcoming Olympics right? Im such a patriot . You should all worship me for my awesomeness. I was supposed to blog about what happened few days ago .. But I decided not to .I kinda forgot what it was