Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Gay-ish exprience.

Im not sure if I told you guys this but , yes if I did Im gonna tell you guys again. If you've read or heard about this . Suck it up . I have an extremely bad memory. But yes , not to deflect from the main point here.. Back in the time period when I was working in Sub Sunway there was this guy who asked for my number . Scractch that , this MAN asked for my number . So well , I gave it to him just because he said he is a hair technician . Yes , just because of that. I think it sounds cool. Dont you think?

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You dont think so?

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Queer bastard.

So yes , anyways just the other he ringed me up when I was dilligently *cough* working and asked me if I wanted to go for a drink. So I thought why not la , since well I get a free ride home kan? So , I went off work early *cough* and we went makan lar. The moment I entered his car, he shook my hand. Friendly gesture la right... But wait , it gets better.

So on the way to the mamak , I realized that .. SUDDENLY ! okay okay... maybe not that dramatic . Yes , as I was saying .. Suddenly I realized , there was something touching my upper thighs ... and very much to close to my genitals for any sort of comfort in that case and everytime I crack a joke he would make it like an obligation to touch my chest? Yes and in the car he gave me the most uncomfortable smile ever. Did I mentioned that he is fucking muscular?

Damn.. I think I've just been sexually harrased . So anyways , he asked me if I was rushing or anything so I told him I wasnt then he said he wanted to cut my hair for me.. So yes , I took the offer since I need a fucking hair cut and he cuts the celebtitties celebrities .

Despite .. all the *cough* touching , the haircut was fucking good and he even mixed me a cocktail , and the oldies collection is fanfuckingtastic... but it did seem like he was setting up atmosphere to rape my butt and yes I was afraid..very afraid that he might have spiked my drink . Haha , maybe I was urhm thinking too much .. Im sort of homophobic . But yes , he was kinda nice and homosexuals arent as scary as I thought they would be.

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I still cant get over the touching..

*dies*

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