See what , no one can.

"..Lie down on the bed.."

*crawls*
*frantic heart beats*

"..take of your shirt.."

*touches around torso*

"..take of your pants..this may appear to be abit uncomf.."

*MOANS*

Nono , wait dont get me wrong I know what you're thinking here . But its not , thats actually me getting my rectum inspection . I tell you , when you think sodomy is bad .. Imagine having a few fingers shoved up your ass right up to your rectum and the digging around it to inspect for any abnormalities. I swear my ass , never felt the same again .. Talk about feeling violated.

So anyways , I was admitted lar in assunta hospital .. I swear my ward looks like a hotel room . Its more comfortable than my own room for christ sake . A couple of people came and visit , no actually alot did and most of them end up hogging my bed and are often mistaken to be the patient instead of me , I was so freaking hyper I dont think I even looked sick.

If you thought the rectum inspection was bad , visualize this . A doctor , shoves a colonscope (long tube) up your ass and goes right into your colon and cuts something out . Its like being sodomized only twice as painful . Im not saying I've been sodomized or anything but yeah . But the smartest shit I ever did was watch a horror movie during my stay in the hospital .. so as you've imagined I couldnt really sleep . Anyways , Im feeling really lazy to continue .. Use your imagination to continue my story and hey you may even win a prize or something.