More random things .

I must admit working at Sub jeans isnt as bad as I expected it to be . Many events that occur that will seriously make you laugh your ass off . But , seriously I think I may have a problem with differentiating the male from the female. Once again , a customer stepped in and I asked

"Can I help you sir?"

Her expression changed and said

"Sir?"

Her friends started laughing I dont know to feel embarrased for her or me I excused myself and ran to the toilet.

Maybe its not that funny lar , but it sure was hella embarassing. Anyways these chains of random funny events are not typed in order lar its random . So anyways , the other a white woman walked in and tried on a couple of clothes. Best part was , she forgot to close the door and with the mirror reflection we could see her stripping from afar .

So my co-worker told me and asked me to check it out and we were like

"NO leong you bastard dont push me ! "

"NO fei hai dont pull me ! "

It was rather erh , funny haha. At least to me it is. You should have seen the expression on the other female co-workers face . They were struck with a wtf look thats so extreme Im laughin just thinking about the look they gave us.

Anyways , that leong dude is a nice guy but sadly he cant really speak english but he could suprise you . Seriously , the other time he saw a really ugly guy with a really hot girl and he said in perfectly pronounciated words " This is an outrage ! " .. I just had to laugh . Really .

Yes , so as I was saying , I told the guy from the other branch of my shop just the other day about me quitting the job sometime soon . I didnt expect him to tell anyone . Well , I guessed wrong. Sky, bastard how could you ? Haha. So today , my assistant supervisor looked at me so ferociously it resembled a starving tiger seeing his food being stolen by another tiger. and with that ferocious look she asked me..

"Are you planning to quit this job?"

I freaked. Instinctively I answered

"Hahah , no lar where you heard from "

She mantained that look and said

"Dont lie "

I stoned and she said

" Hahahah eh ! wait for me to quit lar then we all quit together , karen oso wanna quit soon"

*phew*

I told her I really couldnt , because she is quitting in two months time . She sort of merajuked the whole day . Hahah , its not something you would see an assistant supervisor do everyday . Not much later A couple of indian customers came in and asked .

"Excuse me do you have an ass S ? "

*Points at shirt*

"No sir , no ass S "

By then I really wanted to laugh , but I held it in until... he asked again.

"Excuse me , do you have any ass S?"

"No sir , we dont sell our asses S'es because our asses are way to small and the customers cant quite fit"

By then , everyone bursted into laughter it sounded rather misleading . I tried I really tried I couldnt help but laugh when the customers started laughing . Just a side note before I end this uninteresting entry . I've been shitting blood out of my ass lately and its rather scary . I was afraid I might have ass cancer . =(
Haha.