Cheer 2006
Somehow, I got dragged into going for the cheer 2006 just yesterday . Im not much of a cheerleading fan , but I had my fair share of fun although I didnt really watch the show , I was probably too busy trying to annoy everyone that was present . One night before the cheer , I was of course planning to sleep early since my dear friend decided to be there really early.. Just before I dive straight in to bed and indulge in sweet sweet slumber , Alfred decided to call me out for a drink at 4 o'clock. I never had my .. chance.
So anyways we hung out until 8 meeting up with Penny and gang later , not exactly lar we were in UH for a while , some genius decided to commit suicide . Screw that , suprisingly wai kit actually reached on time and .. I was somehow by some random miracle I was the last person there , and Wai Kit couldnt stop rubbing in the fact that I was late .
I tell you , that day was by far the most traumatizing exprience any person could exprience . Chui yi was trying to pull my pants , Yee wa was trying to lick my hands while both Penny and Jing Xiu just enjoyed torturing my poor soul . Wai kit and Alfred being an excellent f(r)iend they just enjoyed the view and laughed at my misery.
The cheer was all in all fun , but ironically .. I didnt exactly watch the cheer half of the time I was practically sitting down like an old man screaming " GOAL " everytime someone cheers I know its unrelated but I just find it funny to scream goal in the middle of the cheer. . Alfred , Wai kit decided to join in .. I swear people were staring.
Now , Im not the racist sort of person and I do in fact hate people who are racist but it is sad to see that sometimes certain people fit in the way they're exactly stereotyped . A bunch of rempits decided to spoil our fun . Dont get me wrong , I have nothing against malays is just that sometimes some of them could really be uncivilized. I mean , really sometimes they should be more considerate and be less ignorant . For christ sake it was merely impossible for us to see anything while we're sitting down so it is not wrong for us to stand by the railing and watch it . We even compromised and bent down so that they can see it but even so they wanted to complain . They really cheesed me off when I told them we cant see anything when we're sitting down and they said " SO ?! SO ?! " I really wanted to just walk up there and let them have it in the face but I decided not to ruin the mood . So we were all like fuck it lar. Worse part is I didnt ever realized those assholes were throwing stuff at Sam and Jingx .. I mean whats the matter? Too pussy to throw to the seemingly bigger sized guys than you . The nerve of some people .. I tell you .
Doesnt matter lar , in the end they decided to move away .. and I did have fun annoying them standing like as if I was singing the national anthem. Later , in the break the Malaysian Idol winner Daniel Lee was performing . While kean fatt was busy screaming " LALA CHAI " I decided to be much more of a kinder soul and cheer for him , I took the pom poms and did the whole bimbotic thing.. I nearly broke the chair , Im glad that Alfred didnt record it haha .
Although the picture says otherwise Im actually straight .. No really .
We left the stadium at around 4 , and the funny thing is when we reached kelana jaya .. We were are arguing about where to go .. Whether we should all hang out in chui yi's house or we should just head straight to the mamak . Poor lil me , havent eaten anything whole day .. I was so hungry I nearly ate the metal bars I was holding onto to it struggling to survive from the hunger.
Proof that I was actually a soldier from the bosnian starvation army
In the end , we decided to meet them back up after fetching Joshua home .. There were like 8 people in the car .. and its just a saga . I swear we have the potential in being one of the clowns coming out of those small cars or we could be endorsed to act in a commercial for Unser spacious... We'd do a great job.
While jing xiu and gang decided to make hell lot of noise in the back I was too busy having my face kissing the top of the car to actually say anything . The was pushed too front to the point where I cant actually sit in a proper way . Haha .. I was still starving for you information . But jing xiu did look like a lil doggie putting her head out . I was too hungry to point that out . When we reached the mamak it feels like I was in my sanctuary . I practically devoured the food .. I was in Utopia I swear.
We headed back to chui yi's house for a while , everyone left .. I was left alone to be tortured by Chui Yi and her "adorable" little brother which they both decided to victimize me here's some pictures to give you an idea of what they did.
Yes I am in fact a mutant with an octopus sprouting out of me head , run in fear mortals !
And to all the dancers out there if you think you doing the worm is great .. HAH ! you havent watch me do the snake . Yes , run in fear you amateurs
Im gonna crash my bed now , Im tired after not having a proper sleep last night .
Penny , My ass wasnt sweaty I poured mineral water on the seat.
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