Of fried chicken and french fries.

I noticed recently that alot of emo blogs are getting quite the readership , heck maybe even more than my oh so intellectual blog . Okay maybe Im blowing my own trumpet thats not the point here . So anyways , I've to use the fact that I lost my phone yesterday to start my first attempt at being emo. No .. wait maybe not , I dont think I can't do it without punching myself in the face . Not a very bright idea in any case. But seriously ,

The first time you lose your phone..
-Its like having sex for the first time you dont know what to do .

When you lose it for the second time ..
-You frantically look around everywhere for it

When you lose it for the third time ..
-You hope that by some random miracle that it may somehow appear right in your pocket.

When you lose it for the fourth time ..
-You , just acknowledge it and move on with it

When you lose it for the fifth time ..
-You just couldnt be bothered anymore

When you lose it for the sixth time ..
-You wont remember how it happened

and if you somehow managed to lose it for the seventh time , then my friend you're just as lucky as me . Im not depressed nor sad over losing the phone , Im just fucking frustrated with the fact that I've lost it seven times. So god help me I tear the balls of the person who took my phone with my bare hands . With my bare hands mind you. That is if I ever find him. I hope that random fat blue fairy ninjas will jump into the houses of the people who takes others phone and rape their dog then kill their entire family and hopefully in the next life they will be reborned as Jews in a country so racist that the Nazis appear like a bunch of church choirs beside them. Blargh , frustrated .. Must hit the next person who says something stupid.

So anyways , enough with the ranting .. Working in pyramid for so long I've noticed one thing. Im not sure if you guys realized it but I noticed that

Arabian women ..









Looks relatively similar to ..

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Ninjas.

Im I the only racist bastard who thinks so ? I suspect a bunch of transexual expertly trained ninjas are incognito having a mission in Saudi Arabia right now . I mean how convenient it is . You can be stealth and you can also camouflage the perfect outfit for a discreet mission I admire the Japenese for their ingenuinity . They're prolly there to steal the secret recipe for Arabian food , they are oh so orgasmic . I ran out of craps to bullshit here , This is what a full day of work does to you . I never knew it was possible for ones like me to run of bullshit .