Conspiracy

Fellow friends and readers , I have unfortunate and disturbing news to tell all of you . Now before I proceed , I want all of you too take a deep breathe and calm down .. This wont be easy for any of you .. and it may sound ludicrious at first but try and think deeper and perhaps you will fathom what I meant by that. After conducting long and hard research , I've finally come up with certain theories. Bare with me here.

I conclude that smurfs , teletubbies , dora the explorer and barney are little spawns of evil..The programmes are made to brainwash children ; our future leaders to do their biddings . Listen to this , from my recent studies I have discovered that Jay Leno was in fact the mastermind behind all this , due to low ratings and no one thinking his jokes are funny . Jay Leno plotted to create educational to insert subliminal message for our children so that one day , when they are politicians they will enforce a new law for Jay Leno's programme to be mandatory channel to watch .

Also, more disturbing news found when , I recently discovered that .. Many of the female species were neglected during world cup season
So they stood up the oppression and join forces with Jay Leno .. They're first course of action according my resources are to put an end to World Cup once and for all. In this mission the female species would use their secret weapon as I have mentioned before in one of my post , the tampon .. They will plant field with tampons and blow the players into smithereens . And with educational programmes like dora the explorer to brainwash viewers , they gain new recruits to join their cause. Fellow man , do not be deceived by any female who seemingly enjoy world cup its part of their elaborate plan to take over the world , To destroy world cup when we least suspect it . Ingenious no? In any case take alot of precautions my fellow man.

Fear not fellow man , I have invented a proctection mechanism against the woman also known as condoms .Yes , we will use the strecthy latex layers to proctect ourselves against the mass tampon attacks. Also I have planned an assination for the teletubbies in a time not too far from now . We'll just have to hope for the best . In any case whether or not they're evil , they're still annoying so teletubbies definitely deserves to die. Stand now and unite my fellow man and we shall we win this war ! We will NOT I repeat we will NOT be defeated .. Submit to us now Jay Leno and the female species we know your plans , stop your schemes before anyone gets hurt.

Im so full of shit I know . =.= Someone should send me the nuthouse or something .