Titles Are For Sissies.

Once a upon a time , there was an island and in that island there was a banana tree .. but thats not the point . What? You think Im wasting your time ? I can ensure you this is extremely educational and it will help you get for in life. So anyways , where was I? Oh right and on that island which had banana trees there was an island beside it , and beside that island there was an island and in that particular island there were to couples named Char siew pau and Tao sa pau . Anyways Char Siew Pau and Tao Sa Pau are in love . Awww isnt that sweet? They met each other and fell in love with each other the moment the lay eyes on each other .Their love is so strong that Mike Tyson seems like a sissy weakling if it was a methapor used to compare their love . Their the very epitome of love's perfection , and they beat Romeo and Juliet by a long shot .

Char Siew Pau and Tao Sa Pau would indulge in each other's beauty all day and all night long and every morning they'd take a stroll in the park and romantically lie down by the stars in the night and never forget to tell each other how much they appreciate each other. Char Siew Pau and Tao Sa Pau would make all the other paus rot in jealousy . Every creature would kiss and worship the very ground they walk on and birds would chirp merrily around this wonderful couples . Although Char Siew Pau came from a poor family , Tao Sa Pau never looked down on Char Siew Pau and supported Char Siew Pau to fulfill his dream of one day owning a pair of pink underwear with drawings of spongebob on it.

So one day Char Siew Pau had excellent prospect , but unfortunately Char Siew Pau had to leave Tao Sa Pau to pursue this very respectable dream . So as Char Siew Pau was preparing to leave the island and head of to Happy Nowhere Village Of Supreme Happiness. Char Siew Pau and Tao Sa Pau met for one last time in the mamak.. but.. There was a twist

Char Siew Pau and Tao Sa Pau sat in the plates instad of chairs in this mamak , Char Siew Pau sensed there was some suspicious going on , so he pushed Tao Sa Pau away and unfortunately for Char Siew Pau he couldnt make his run and found himself consumed by a Giant named Vincent . Tao Sa Pao lived happily ever after with Tai po who was Char Siew Pau's second cousin so did the Giant Vincent live happily ever after as he was contented with having and orgasmic Char Siew Pau . Vincent never liked to eat Tao Sa Pau anyways

The moral of this story is , sometimes when I say there's a point in something there's actually no point so not everything needs a point .. to have a point , you get the point? And , no the minutes you wasted reading this rubbish is not refundable go suck on lollipops. Summary of the story? I had char siew paus the other day and it was orgasmic .

• Side note : I know Im full of shit , but I cant sleep lah .. Cant I be more interesting or so to say more creative in telling you what a wonderful meal I had?