Random Courtesy
Working in a retail has sure taken a tow on me , courtesy was somehow installed the mind of a barbarian much like myself . I find myself smiling to every stranger who passes by or somehow looked at me . Its weird because most of the time , I dont even bother greeting people who I am not close enough to . So yesterday , just like any other day I would take a bus home after a long day of work . I stood in a bus , crowded with people and then there was this relatively hot looking girl who came in , stood in front of me. She turned around and looked at me like as if she bumped into an old friend . So I smiled at her , and she smiled back at me .
When the bus took a sudden brake , I stepped on her toes accidentally . I apologized and well , we had a long conversation until she reached her place. Funny thing is , she gave me her number without even me asking it . So there , I got a hot chick's number without even trying . Something to brag about haha. See ? It never hurts to be a courteous person , maybe I should smile more often who knows maybe one day Jessica Alba will somehow notice me? Far fetched I know , but hey there are possibilities to everything .
Heh , anyways .. I wanna talk about something thats personal and rather humiliating. Im sure most of you know that guys of my age will get a boner for no apparent reason.
"Oh look the sky is blue . "
*Hardens*
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I know lar , its a rather weird topic to talk about . But I find it really embarassing , to have bulge in my pants if you know what I mean . Thats why I never did like wearing slacks . Its not funny , don't laugh. Okay lar , maybe its abit funny and rather embarrasing but Im sure most of the guys I know suffer from the same thing.. and those who say they dont they're either lying or just gay. I shall spare you no more details , before you *cough* die from pointing and laughing at me .
*crawls away*
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