The Last Samurai

I've watched the last samurai for an uncountable numbers of time . Its a great show nevertheless , I will still watch it again if ever they should air it again . So anyways after watching the show so many times I've come up with a couple of conclusions . Back in the Edo era , the japanese warriors lifestyle is known as the bushido. Otherwise known as the way of the samurai . To the samurai's they would rather die than to face the shame of defeat so they would kill themselves also known as harakiri . Correct me if Im wrong Im not too sure.

I've came up to a conclusion after watching it over a million times , The way of the samurai otherwise known as the bushido has derived into clans . One of them which I am in . Its known as the BullShitTorTor . A warrior of BullShitTorTor is often a man of many words . He would force the enemy into submission with random theories towards the point where the opponent would just get tired of rebutting and eventually surrendering to the valor of this warrior . The habitat of people of the BullShitTorTor are the bloggin community where everything he writes is made up and can be often found blogging about absolutely nothing.

The other clan derived from the bushido of the Edo era is known as the FullOfShitLor. Otherwise, known as emo people.The members of FullOfShitLor is a strong practicioner in the arts of Harakiri , the only thing is due the fact of modernization this sacred art has been reduced to a mild level . The modern term for it is known as , cutting yourself . Note that , clanmates of BullShitTorTor is strongly against the practice of Harakiri and would make fun of the FullOfShitLor clan for it the BullShitTorTor clanmates would write endless parody about the FullOfShitLor clan for it. The FullofShitLor clan is known to write endless entries of self pity and misery for years to come .

The FullOfShitLor clan and the BullshitTorTor clan are known enemies and its proven to be unsafe to mix these two together . The war has been raging on which is the true way of life or so to the say the true way of the samurai . and so the battles lives on.. Join us , we have cookies ! The BullShitTorTor will live on !