Upon entering the Darkside.

Its most unfortunate to announce to everyone here that , Me the almighty Vincent have crossed over to the darkside .I begun working in Sub . I never thought it be that bad but , I was dead wrong.. They gave me a shirt for me to wear as a uniform and its a body hugging shirt . Knowing my size *cough* it didnt look too pleasant nor was it easy on the eyes. My fats were practically crying out for some air being air shut in that overly tight shirt and okay lar me being a decent man and all I tried to look *cough* professional .So yeah I tucked in and looked strikingly awesome , despite the hideous trying to hold down my gorgeous appearance I still shined like the brightest star . No lar the truth is , It was ugly. I went out I didnt dare to face society for I was .. merely too .. ashamed hahaha shit lar . Fuck then when I went out my supervisor told me to unbutton a few buttons and the lala factor went up on infinitely huge sum of numbers that is imposibble to be potrayed here. And they actually told me I look cool . Ahyoo , ahyooo .. *dies*

Never mind that they whole day I was being so courteous.. Everytime a customer comes in I would go like

Welcome sir =)
Good afternoon =)
How can I help you ? =)
Would you like peanut butters up your ass? =)
Thank you sir =)
Have a nice day sir =)

I was =)'ing so much I was jammed being =) but the music was so =( but I =)'ed so much I kept =)'ing ..

Lol you might not have got that but I just wanted to express my disatisfaction towards repeating myself and smiling the whole damn day I think Im having mouth cramps although its anatomically impossible . But something funny happened at the shop today , not exactly funny but I find it somewhat hillarious. There's was this iresistably hot chick passing by shop over and over again . Having properly functioning hormones , my eyes became like a CCTV following every move she makes . Okay maybe not that bad , but you get the picture. So anyways after a while she came into the shop and she was approaching me . I swear I wet myself and she spoke in the most masculine voice possible " Ada baju putih? " Oh fuck, damn turning off its a transexual.

Ahyoo , fuck it lar .. Basketball was fun today . Darren was a target practice for my bullrush when he was dribbling . Im feeling fucking brain dead and tired . Im off , elephants are doing salsa on my eyelids.