Thursday, July 20, 2006

Funny things at work .

Hahah , as you all know Im working in Sub Jeans at pyramid .. depsite it being well known for selling lala clothes the people working there are suprisingly pleasant . Funny things did happen during this period . For example..

Just the other day I went into the wrong toilet , yes meaning I stepped into the girls toilet by accident . The emphasis on the word ACCIDENT , do not question me ahah .So when I went back to the shop I told one of my co-workers that I stepped into the wrong shop.

Vince : Oh fuck , I went into the wrong toilet weh

Joe : Hahah you fucking idiot , I worked here for three years and I never once before stepped into the wrong toilet.

Vince : Joe dont lie lar , Im sure you went into the girl's toilet before.

Joe: Of course I did , I AM a girl ..

Vince : ...

Vince : HAHAHAH !

*awkward silence*

I swear man its not my fault , I mean joe is obviously a damn guy-ish name and she's wearing a guy's uniform so I am not to blame lar kan? I mean she has short hair and she's kinda flat . Ahyoo , misleading lar . Anyways it was damn malu then after that one the same day something similar happened a customer walked into the MEN's section and ask if she could try the coat on and I said " Hold on sir , I'll remove the hanger for you " She gave me a glare and walked away... She looked damn manly lar .. Ahyo , I think I have issues with defining sexes.

On the same day , when I finished work .. I was sitting down by the main entrance, so I saw two ladies sitting beside me and when they were about to leave , automatically I said " Have a nice day , come again " ... they gave me a really really weird stare . I think they think that Im hitting on them . Hahahah profession disease lol . It was a automatic reaction.

So , anyways the other day .. There was this white man who walked into the store and he was looking for long sleeved shirts so I randomly picked out one and told him if he wanted to try it on .. and he said to me in a really strong american accent.

"Isnt that abit lala?"

Hahahahah ! I swear the way he said lala , made me laugh my fucking ass off . Can you imagine a white man telling you the shirt you picked was lala? I swear my co-worker started laughin as well . I cant take it hahaha . Working at sub is not half as bad as I expected it to be .

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