End of ze world.

Before I begin my topic I'd just like to inform all of you that I am aiming for the world records for the most shitting sessions ever. I have shitted like 9 times yesterday and 4 times today . I guess right now you can say that Im full of shit , litterally (and not) . But , please hear me out .. If I were to die from shitting . Whoever's reading this , promise me one thing .. Please please , dont remember me as the guy who died shitting . I mean having words like " Here lies a man who died shitting " engraved onto a tombstone or having an eulogy like " vincent , was a great man who died from shitting " doesnt sound too... grand. I've missed work for two days because of this , okay lah first day I made up the story of me having cirit birit to excuse myself from work . I guess , this is karma .. I shall never lie again (just so you know that statement itself is a lie so dont hold me liable xD) Im so self contradictory I know.

Alright , back to the main topic . Recently I've been having alot of weird dreams about various ways of the world being decimated into nothing and the funny thing is everytime the world ends I end up in heaven , I know it doesnt sound very possible I mean the word Vincent and the word Heaven just isnt supposed to end up in the same sentence , its politically incorrect. And every single time my version of heaven that I dreamt was a buffet restaurant where there's every food ever known to man and the best part is , you cant ever get full . Shit , thats the best fantasy I had.

So a question arose in my head , What would I do if the world ended? Lets just say in a hypothetical situation that Scientists have just made a major break through in genetics. Not only this, but they've discovered something, a bad strang of gene's present in all humans. by some amazingly bad, cliche twist, this gene is going to kill every human on the planet within a month. no one is immune, no one can be cured. The world is fucked.

Alright being established with that fact , what are you going to do with the remainder of your one month? Would you start resorting to religious means of actions , and be some major religious freak or would you do things without boundaries , do what your heart tells you to despite risking the fact that you might end up in hell if there's is one in the afterlife? Since I've been shitting alot lately and the fact that the toilet is my main turf for inspiration , I've spend lots of thoughts about it . I mean its pointless yet , in some weird way its fascinating.

I'd camp in a mountain for a week , and spend time with loved ones .. Provided if they wanted to that is . I mean being 17 year old and all I've never seen a sunset and I really wish to see it with loved ones before anything happens I mean I've always imagined the sight to be poetically beautiful and of course I'd bring food supply more than anything else during the camping , me being a craver for food and all . and of course by the time I'm doing this I would have quitted my job .

On top of all , before dying .. I'd really wish to try all the delicacies that I have yet to taste though I doubt anyone will bother working if they found out they only have a month to live . So that cuts it off the list . Sadly , if the world is really to end I will be limited to the very small variety of delicacies I've tasted in my lifetime . Hopefully heaven would be the buffet I'd imagined it to be .

For the rest of the three weeks of the month I guess , I really dont know what I'll do .. Maybe I'll just go crazy and hey I might end up in hell but thats the place where all the biker chicks and porn stars are at , so heh why not right? Who wants to end up in heaven if its swarming with librarians and school teachers? I reckon not. I guess on the last day , I'd just lay down by a plain field of greens and count the stars with someone by my side .. sounds so beautiful dont you think?Anyways , so here's the question now that I've answered it myself . What would YOU do if the world is to end? Oh yeah , feel free to drop a comment and tell me your course of actions if the world is to end . Feel VERY free , come on layan me abit Im bored and of course your answers have to be logical lar dont give me bullshit =P .