Racial unity

• Indians are so stinky their armpit sweats can make natural bug repellent , heck it makes a good every living thing repellent
  
• Malays are so lazy , they make me seem hardworkin
• Chineses so cunning they make a penguin believe he can fly
• African Americans are so black they make charcoals seem like a causcassian
• Germans drink so much I cant even think of something hillarious to say about it
  
• Chinese girls are so flat they inspired FlatScreen Tv's
  
• Americans are so racist they make all these racial slur seem funny and trivial.
• Japanese people are so japanese that they are japanese

Okay maybe I ran out of racial slurs for the last one , but thats not the point . Dont get me wrong those are the common stereotypes for certain races , its not my opinion or thoughts although I cant say I don't agree with some of those . I guess everyone one of us is a little bit racist . One must wonder , what are we to do in a world filled with racism and racial slurs as such . Will we ever have peace and unity between races? and Malaysia being a multi racial country the situation might arise to a critically situation . So what actions should are we to take seeing that things are like this ?

Fear not everyone , here in Sub Jeans we have taken appropriate measures before things turns out more dire . Because here in Sub Jeans , we will mistreat you no matter the colour of the skin when you ask stupid questions like

" Why is this shirt 30 ringgit? "

and argue about how it should be 22 ringgit when the board clearly says its 22ringgit-69 ringgit. Or when you ask questions like

" Whats the price of this shirt ? "

When you're holding the price tag and shoving it to my tired face that has pimples popping out like daisies in spring . Seriously , I have pimples popping out of places that are so funny , its not even funny anymore . I look like Buddha now , just not as holy.

Here in Sub Jeans , we unify all races . You see , once again no matter the colour of the skin you can all come do Sub jeans and dress like a lala chai . Nothing says racial unity more than that . I've seen indians , arabians , germans, americans and of course the chineses dress in lala clothings . You see the very sacred mission we're on here? I feel so priviliged to be a part of something so great .

If you think we only promote anti racism , you're dead wrong . Why stop there right? Heck we even promote anti sexism . You see we are so un-sexist that all our male clothes are so tight fitting they seem like females clothes and customers would often ask if this male section is the female section of clothings . Why , sometimes my supervisor tells me to tell a woman that the bag designed for males are designed to be unisex. I feel so .. blessed to be part of this. Join the cause everyone because sub is hiring workers.

Random note: Yee wa, can I have snip of your blazing red hair so that I can sniff during the nightime? Its oh so very orgasmic.